dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

(Source: matterboard, via doughnot)

"You love the idea of me, you don’t know me, but that’s okay. It’s called a parasocial relationship, it goes one way and is ultimately destructive, but please, keep buying all my shit forever."

Bo Burnham (via boburntham)

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Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me?

(Source: viragunn, via laserbabe)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via oknope)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via laughtill-youcry)

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

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reichenbatchhero:

there’s probably a gay couple out there somewhere named adam and steve.

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